soooo i might have left out the extent of my search....the entire reason why i have been having a dip in posting is cause i've been going on a huuuge rabbit hole over those damn flash games. now i know i said i had my own fucked up experiences with the games and called them "creepy" but upon reflection a lot of the shit i remember from it is fairly benign, if not unsettling. i like, probably had a nightmare or smthing and thats why i remember snigglette's game being so fucked up. or maybe im making my skepticism block out my memories you never know. but i do believe the rumors being spread about the games are just...well...rumors! to me nothing about the games felt truly sentimental to my childhood, they were just one-off things i experienced, nothing more...but i'd be damned to say the frenzy about it wasn't a part of internet history. and i love media preservation! every piece of art ever should be available to prying eyes instead of rotting as a draft.
anyways the creator of this old thing is anonymous, which sucks cause i want to credit them, im not that good at writing stories anyways
the pasta goes as follows;
hey... i just wanna start this off by saying that... you don't have to believe anything i say is real. like any of it. i get it! i'm literally just going up to you and saying "yeah these games are cursed" but the least you can do is hear what i'm saying and THEN come to your own conclusion. okay...so...
i was hanging out with my friends the other day, getting drunk, suddenly trying to start a band spur-of-the-moment, and eventually, finding weird old shitty flash game sites to laugh at. while we were of course stoned, there was this one game that caught my eye suddenly and i decided to make me and some of my friends play it. it was called some shit like "tinkie's math fax" or some stupid shit and high out of my fucking mind i immediately clicked on it. the game was about like some weird looking creepy ass yellow goat-thing who was just making me learn increasingly more and more insane math equations. now heres the thing, i'm pretty good at math, back in high school i did AP for math and aced every single one. that type of stuff fascinates me. to the point where im going to college to become a mathematician. so i knew a lot of stuff, but some of the later half stumped me. it actively broke the fucking basics of math. like there was a symbol in there that i can't even replicate on keyboards it was insane. like, the fucks the square root of pumpkin pie? at the time it could've been chalked up to me being stoned as fuck but it felt like it took forever. like i was in a neverending shitty math game timeloop. my friends said it was a minute. but the weird time shit was the least of my worries about the game. the end was....my memory is foggy as hell fuck...but i remember him looking at me with his stupid mug and smiling. i remember smiling back. i was so dazed and it took my high as fuck friend slapping me awake to have me away from the computer. ever since time's been moving slower than it used to be. i can still feel that stupid fucking goat bitch beckoning to me, telling me he'll give me everything i ever wanted, if i just go into that alleyway. if i just...took the box.
and i kinda want to.
and that was the end of the creepypasta BABY!!!!! i'm not sure what to make of it yet but it's fun i guess. i hope the author's doing well.
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